thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

cjomara:

Laci Green is inspirational, brilliant, and makes me smile.

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

Lmfao

liberalbutnotpartisan:

stfuconservatives:

A new app allows you to scan a product in the supermarket aisle and learn who exactly is behind that box of cereal. More impressively, you can join user-created campaigns to boycott groups of companies who may have lobbied against a cause you believe in.

I couldn’t scream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY fast enough at this. And it’s free! Due to all the traffic, the app is down right now - the developer says he’s getting more than 10 new users every second. Download it! Vote with your wallet!

Big-time signal boost!

Just downloaded it, can’t wait until I go shopping next :3

THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

cracked:

This right here.

collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.

winterwithpersephone:

Hey guys… I once wrote Romney/Obama smut

“Oh-oh-Obama,” moaned Romney as Barack pushed his pulsating member deep inside him. “Prepare to be anally penetrated,” growled Barack as he pushed deeper inside his puckered hole. “The same way your invasive laws penetrate the lives of women in need of…

What did I just read?

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.